Hey Ash, it's your sister Uma Marie!
I just called to let you know what weirdness is going on at 'ol Casa Lugosi. I'm so glad you managed to get off to college. I think the good news is that mom married Isis's mystery dad. She calls him "Grimmy," but I'm certain that's just a nickname.
( The weirdest family of Strangetown just got weirder. )
Sometimes I feel like I'm in a fish tank, being watched for the entertainment of others.
( “Because she is lady of Heaven, Her spouse is Lord of the Netherworld...” (From the Temple of Astet at Philae) )